MERRY CHRISTMAS DARLING!

I'm so grateful to be able to wake up next to you and share Christmas morning with your fine ass self. 
The last few months has been such an incredible time and has made so damn happy I can't explain in words. Spending time with you Hank Bellamy is the bestest. You fill me with so much joy (and yes I know that sounds cliché but dammit it it's true) and contentment that it makes me feel pretty spesh that you might be interested in me. Currently you are faffing about in the kitchen trying to find things to wrap my present with... I mean.. i'm assuming that's what you are doing... shit i hope it is otherwise that would be pretty awkward right now... AAAAAANYHOOOOOO..
Turn around and give that hot, great big hunk of man a lovingly passionate kiss cos he's pretty damn smitten with you cutie patootie. 
 

MERRY CHRISTMAS HANNAH!!! XXXXX